Meet Marjory the Trash Heap, your new source of wearable wisdom.

This official Fraggle Rock t-shirt celebrates everyone’s favorite all-knowing oracle of compost chic with her iconic mantra: “I am orange peels, I am coffee grounds, I am wisdom.” Nostalgic, hilarious, and a little bit messy (in the best way), this t-shirt is a perfect reminder that great truths often come wrapped in banana peels. Soft, comfy, and dripping in Jim Henson charm — wear it, channel the wisdom, and embrace your inner Trash Heap.